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Jumaat

Kalaulah boleh Alt+F10...


Berserabut!!!..otak macam nak jam dah ni, semua artwork yang aku buat hari ni serba tak menjadi, semua tak betul, buruk beno, tema tak kena dengan produk yang client buat..arghhhhhhhh!!

Hati: "ala kao pun buka pro sangat bro!" - (hati aku memujuk.) 
Aku: "Itu aku tau, memang pun...tapi apasal hari ni hilang segala idea"
Hati: "Kao tak baca Bismillah..ke masa buka komputer tadi?"
Aku: "hmmmmm mungkin jugak"

Aduhhhh..kalau lah boleh eRecovery macam Vista kan best..bila otak blank aje, atau gelong semacam, atau diserang virus atau crash kat mana-mana dan rasa dah tak boleh diselamatkan lagi maka tekan aje Alt+F10.. reboot memory macam asal, macam masa baru keluar factory.
barulah dapat idea yang fresh...Tapi masalah jugak..nak kena updated pulak memory yang pernah diload sebelum nikan, Ya lah bila dah buat eRecovery maka akan hilanglah segala updated yang kita buat selepas tu dan dia jadi macam asal..betul tak?..tapikan..tapi.. (banyak pulak "tapi" dia). tapi ("tapi" lagi) sebenonya aku bukan nak cerita pasal aku tak ada idea hari ni tapi, asalnya aku nak cerita berkenaan laptop aku yang aku buat eRecovery ari tu.
Ok..apa ceritanya.....hmmmmm kita sambung lepas sembahyang Jumaat nanti..hahahahahahaha..

Nota Keyboard: rasanya tak bersambung kot....

Worth Reading...

Link between man & god
Don't miss even a single word....It's Too good 
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. 
He asks one of his new students to stand and..... 


Prof:
 
So you believe in God? 


Student:
 
Absolutely, sir. 

Prof:

Is God good? 

Student:
 
Sure. 

Prof: 

Is God all-powerful? 

Student:
 
Yes.. 

Prof: 

My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
 
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.) 

Prof: 

You can't answer, can you?
Let's start again, young fella.
Is God good? 


Student:
 
Yes. 

Prof: 

Is Satan good? 

Student
:
No. 

Prof: 

Where does Satan come from? 


Student:
 
From....God. .. 

Prof: 

That's right.
Tell me son, is there evil in this world? 


Student:
 
Yes. 

Prof: 

Evil is everywhere, isn't it?
And God did make everything, Correct? 


Student:
 
Yes. 

Prof: 

So who created evil? 
(Student does not answer.) 

Prof: 

Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they? 


Student: 

Yes, sir. 

Prof: 

So, who created them? 
(Student has no answer.) 

Prof: 

Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. 
Tell me, son...Have you ever
 seen God? 


Student: 

No, sir. 

Prof: 

Tell us if you have ever heard your God? 


Student:
 
No, sir. 

Prof: 

Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter? 


Student: 
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. 


Prof: 

Yet you still believe in Him? 


Student: 
Yes. 

Prof: 

According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your 'GOD' doesn't exist. 
What do you say to that, son? 


Student:
 
Nothing. I only have my faith. 


Prof: 

Yes, Faith. And that is the problem science has. 


Student:
 
Professor, is there such a thing as heat? 


Prof:
 
Yes. 

Student: 

And is there such a thing as cold? 


Prof:
 
Yes. 

Student:
 
No sir. There isn't. 
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.) 


Student:

Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.. 
But we don't have anything called cold.
We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't
go any further after that. 

There is no such thing as cold
.Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat.We cannot measure cold.Heat is energy.Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it 
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.) 


Student: 
What about darkness, Professor?
Is there such a thing as darkness? 


Prof:
 
Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? 


Student :
 
You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the absence of something.You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....
But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't.
If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you? 


Prof:
 
So what is the point you are making, young man? 


Student:
 
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. 


Prof: 
Flawed? Can you explain how? 


Student:
 
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.
You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.
You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, science can't even explain a thought..
It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. 
Now tell me, Professor.
Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? 


Prof:
 
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. 


Student: 

Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? 
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.) 


Student:
 
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.) 


Student:
 
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? 
(The class breaks out into laughter.) 


Student:
 
Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the established rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. 
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? 
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. ) 


Prof:
 
I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son. 


Student:
 
That is it sir... 
The link between man & god is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive. 





I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. ..and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?.... 
this is a true story, and the student was none other than........ ..
.. APJ Abdul Kalamthe former president of India

::Nota Keyboard: Terima kasih kepada penghantar Email: Sharifah Katijah Syed Abdul Rahman Al-Attas


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More Brain Stuff . .  From Cambridge University .
::Cuba baca ayat di bawah ni:-

 O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

 cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty  uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig  to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the  ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat  ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll  raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas  tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if  you can raed tihs 
psas it on  !!

Cuba yang ni pulak, apa yang kao orang nampak?



Agak-agak la ni gambo askar ke atau gambo orang tengah tertong***

Apa yang tertulis agaknya...?
Kalau nak tahu cuba kecilkan gambo ni atau cuba lihat dari jauh.

Selain dari gambo bunga..apa yang kao orang nampak?

Bangunan yang menarik!

Berpusing ke gambo ni...


Isnin

(Rehatkan minda kejab)

Aku ada terima beberapa gambor lukisan 3D diatas lantai atau jalan raya, memang respek gila aku kat pelukis ni. kalau suruh aku buat nescaya 1 tahun pun lum tentu aku dapat tiru..hahahahaha.















Nota Keyboard: best wow kalau dapat buat macam tu....

Rabu

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Ntah apa-apa entry aku kali ni, dalam dok aku mengorek berita dalam digg, terpana aku bile tengok satu carta yang dilampirkan oleh swansontom. Yang buat aku teruja ialah bila mendapati kerjaya dalam IT dan Healthcare merupakan kerjaya yang terbaik di US ni. So pada mereka yang nak sambung belajar di Uni dan masih tercari-cari course apa nak ambil...aku sarankan pilihlah course yang berkaitan dengan IT atau Healthcare. Cerah masa depan..

::Nota keyboard: hmmmmm entahlah

Jumaat

Photoshop CS2: Fungsi Actions




Aku sebenonya nak buat tutorial berkaitan dengan "Water Colour in Photoshop" dan "Charcoal Scratch" yang telah aku setkan kat Photoshop aku ni menggunakan "Actions". Tetiba member yang dok perati aku curi tulang  lakar gambo mamat mana tah ni guna photoshop kat opis ni...memecahkan suasana yang sunyi sepi dan penuh noda tu..ceh..

  • Teman: Jam, kao pernah dengar orang guna Actions kat photoshop tak? 
  • Aku: Pernah (sambil mata melihat sekeliling takut orang tahu aku tak buat kerja)
  • Teman: Benda tu sejenis Brush ke? Benda baru ke?
  • Aku: Tak de la, benda ni dah lama ada kat dalam Photoshop ..kao tak pernah guna ke?
  • Teman: Tak pernah pun...apa fungsi dia?
  • Aku: Ooo....ok nanti aku cerita kat blog aku..
  • Teman: Laa..sekarang tak boleh cerita kat aku terus ke?
  • Aku: Hehehehe...

Tujuan aku menggunakan Actions ni sebab aku kekadang lupa segala step yang aku guna dan bila aku nak buat semula lakaran tersebut aku jadi blur...So Actions telah dapat menyelamatkan masa aku dan aku juga boleh applykannya kepada gambor yang lain.
Soalan Cepumas: Kat mana sebenornya benda ni terletak?..
Jawapan poyo aku: Ia terletak bersebelahan dengan History di Workspace atau cuba pergi ke Menu - Window - Actions (Alt+F9)

Bagaimana ianya berfungsi: Fungsi Actions ni umpama PERAKAM (Recorder) segala activiti kita dalam Photoshop, cuma biasanya kita tak ambil peduli akan kehadirannya. Tak salah pun kalau kita buat dek aje kat benda ni. Bagaimana dia merakam segala kerja kita tu?..Ok, ianya akan merakam secara dibawah kesedaran kita..(hehehe tak faham..aku pun tak faham apa yang aku tulis) atau kita ambil peduli atas hasil kerja kita, yang mana segala step dalam penghasilan kerja kita di Photoshop boleh digunapakai untuk pelbagai gambar yang lain dengan hanya klik pada shortcut yang telah kita setkan  menggunakan Actions ni.
Cara penggunaan Actions:
  1. Buka gambar yang hendak kita kerjakan.
  2. Pergi ke Actions dalam Workspace kita atau ke Menu-Window-Actions atau tekan Alt+F9
  3. Klik kat Create New Action (lihat gambarajah)
  4. Bila window "New Action" up....Masukkan nama tugasan anda di (A)Name:, (B)Setkan dia pada Default Actions atau Actions-actions yang ada (aku guna Default Actions aje). Function Key (C): pilih shortcut yang anda berkenan (untuk memudahkan kerja anda akan datang). Color (D): Aku kekalkan pada None, kalau nak set color pun boleh.
  5. Setelah segalanya anda pasti maka tekan saja Record (E) dengan yakin...
  6. Buatle kerja anda, jangan peduli apa yang berlaku kat Actions ni..sehinggalah anda selesai memanupulasi gambar anda tu...dan anda dah berpuas hati dengan hasilnya..baru anda pergi semula kat Actions tu dan tekan stop...setel
  7. Hasilnya bila ada gambar yang lain yang anda ingin jadikannya seperti gambar yang anda telah Recordkan menggunakan actions tadi..Anda cuma klik shortcut tersebut (kalau anda ingat la apa shortcut tu). Tak perlu anda ulang step-stepnya semula..mudahkan...





Gambarajah rujukan para perujuk.

Nota keyboard: La..lupalak apa shortcut yang aku dah buat untuk Charcoal Scartch..adoiiiii
Nak masukkan gambo mamat ni la..hehehehe